Official name: "Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards"

Trophy by Oliver


Truther Quote of 2006

Sofia Shafquat, the creator of the idiotic video "9/11 Mysteries," displays her vast knowledge of physics:

"These buildings fell in ten seconds. They’re a hundred ten stories. Now let’s just use our mouth to demonstrate this. If a pancake collapse can be described as “clunkity clunk,” how many times can you say that in ten seconds? And if one floor is “clunkity clunk, clunkity clunk, clunkity,” you cannot say that one hundred and ten times in ten seconds. So let’s even give it the benefit of the doubt. Let’s just take off the “clunk.” Let’s just say “clunkity.” You can’t say that in ten seconds, one hundred and ten times."

It must be heard to be fully appreciated! (.wav)

"The Doc," creator of "Screw 9/11 Mysteries," get's "Clunkitied by Sofia Shafquat: in 2007!
See the 2006 Stundie Nominations here



The 2007 Monthly Awards

January, 2007 winner: "Lyte Trip" (Craig Ranke of "Pentagon Citizen Investigation Team")
"My see-saw analogy renders any need for 'calculations' moot."

February, 2007 winner: "Killtown"
pdoherty76: "Killtown...How could the perps make "9-11" appear in the smoke? How could they even know that the media would call the event 9-11?"

Killtown: "Same way they did the evil faces."

March, 2007 winner: "Roscoe"
"Try this. Stack four eggs one on top of the other. Glue them together and make a tower out of them. Ensure the structure is stable and will not topple.

Now break the top egg. Hit it with your spoon and similate an aircraft hitting it.

Will the three eggs below the top egg break all the way to the floor?

No because the mass of the top egg will be difused and free to deflect around the shells of the lower eggs. Exactly like the towers."

April, 2007 winner: 'imstellar28"
"All properly designed building implosions fall faster than gravity because they are "pulled" downward by vacuum. You don't think things can fall faster than gravity? Throw a ball into the ground."

May, 2007 winner: Dylan Avery, Korey Rowe, and Jason Bermas of Louder Than Words (Loose Change)
Like Rosa Parks, Simon Wiesenthal, Winston Churchill, and Nelson Mandela, we will not veer from our course and we will not shut up.

June, 2007 winner: Craig Ranke of the "Pentagon Citizen Investigation Team" (his second win!)
It's circular logic to suggest that strong evidence proving there was a serious deception that took place during this operation of deception is null and void because of the physical evidence which the evidence that contradicts it proves is the deception the first place.

July, 2007 winner: Malcolm Kirkman
Malcolm: "24 carat nonsense. In order for gravity to work, you need a source of GRAVITY."
Ivor: "What are viable sources of gravity?"
Malcolm: "Air pressure."

August, 2007 winner: Alex Jones
When Galileo said that the world was round and not flat, he was locked up for the last few years of his life for saying it. But a few years after his death, it went from being widely accepted it was flat to being widely accepted it was round. And so I'm saying the world is round and I'm saying 9/11 is an inside job and I'm showing that the official story is a fraud, a flat Earth theory, and I know I'm going to be vindicated.

September, 2007 winner: with a graphic, "Terral" proves that the Pentagon is 10 feet tall.


Passenger jets huh? Yep, they are more powerful than a comet, which the building are supposed to be able to withstand.

November, 2007 winner: "c1ph4"
[Zeitgeist] is one of the best alternative independent documentations you will ever see. even when 100% of the information therein would be a lie, you would still find a lot of truth in it.

December, 2007 winner:
I tried to slam into the Wold Trade Center Towers with my MicrosoftFlight Simulator and it was very hard to maneuver the plane to hit the Towers. And I was going slow, not the speeds that the these planes were going. When I tried to go that fast the plane died on me and crashed into the ground. This is proof that 9/11 was an inside job


Truther Quote of 2007

Malcolm: "24 carat nonsense. In order for gravity to work, you need a source of GRAVITY."
Ivor: "What are viable sources of gravity?"
Malcolm: "Air pressure